———————————— Wife: Bus kro raaat k 12 baje se kr rhey ho Subha ke 6 baj gaye, thakey nhi Husband: Ye to kuch b nhi, abi baht karna hen, Baht din baad fursat mila karney ko – SMS ———————————— Santa:Oye Kya Ker Rha Hay? Banta:Is Baby Ki Awaz Record Kar Raha Hon! Santa: Wo Kion? [...]

Sheikh: pent ki silai kitni hai? Tailor: 250 rupay Sheikh: Aur nikar ki? Tailor: 150 rupay Sheikh: ok, nikar hi see do par lambi pairon tak rakh dena mujay sardi lagti hai… —————— 3 dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullu Kallu:- BSc me parh raha hai. Billu:- MA kar raha hai. OR Ullu:- SMS parh raha [...]

Jinn: Kya kukum hai mere aaqa? PATHAN: Aik shair suna do. Jinn: “Aaqa hukum kren bakwas nhi” Main Jinn hoon koi FARAZ nhi” PATHAN: Wah Wah! kya shair hai…. —————- Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha. Eik aadmi ne pucha k: ” kya hua khan sahab?” Pathan: ” Jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta [...]