———————————— Wife: Bus kro raaat k 12 baje se kr rhey ho Subha ke 6 baj gaye, thakey nhi Husband: Ye to kuch b nhi, abi baht karna hen, Baht din baad fursat mila karney ko – SMS ———————————— Santa:Oye Kya Ker Rha Hay? Banta:Is Baby Ki Awaz Record Kar Raha Hon! Santa: Wo Kion? [...]

Sardar kay ghar beti paida hui tou sardarni bohat preshani me boli “Sardar ji! jidon aye waddi hoye gi te munday ainu cheran gay” Sardar: Tu fikar na kar me aida hal soch lya aye. Assi aida naam “Baaji” rakhan gay. —————– Sardar to Pappu: oye tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Teacher kendi aye [...]