A;APPLE B;BARA APPLE C;CHOTA APPLE, D;DOOSRA APPLE , E;AIK OR APPLE , F;FREE KA APPLE , G;GREEN APPLE , H;HO GAYA NA PAIT KHARAB OR KHAO APPLE AKELAY. ***

Wesy to Amir khan ki har movie men koi lesson hota hai, Lakin 3 idiots men us ny dunya ko aik new bat batayi.., “ENGINEERZ B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN”:-

Un Se Keh Do Wo Meri Taqdeer Se Jalna Chor De FARAZ, Aray Hum To Wo BadNaseeb Hain Jo Agar LOTAY Ki Dukan Kholain To Log Gand Dhona Chor De.

What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots? . . . . . Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai.

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. & your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with roses & U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses. More funny sms

Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! More dirty sms

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old. The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling. Donate a Smile Today. And Live Longer… More funny sms