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Love at 2nd Sight.. A beautiful girl fell in love with a boy at her second sight. . . . As because on her 1st Sight she did not aware of the “The boy has a BMW” —————— Adult SMS —————— Uff. . . Cell Phones A girl ran away from home with his Boyfriend [...]

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Think About Pray May You Become a Prey for That Girl (after saying prayer): O God I need nothing from you just give my mother a “SON OF LAW” . . . . You know what’s happen..? . . . Her younger sister married after a week. MORAL: Dua main chalakiyan achi nhi hoti —————————– [...]